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stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

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officialboner:

you kids today with your iggy banks and azealia azalea 

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

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beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

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